"Some, I know, have questioned the global appeal of liberty - though this time in history, four decades defined by the swiftest advance of freedom ever seen, is an odd time for doubt. Americans, of all people, should never be surprised by the power of our ideals. Eventually, the call of freedom comes to every mind and every soul. We do not accept the existence of permanent tyranny because we do not accept the possibility of permanent slavery. Liberty will come to those who love it."--GWB

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Red Alert, Red Alert...Oh, just a Clash fan

My dearly beloved Freedomlovers,
Another pearl recently beheld by this swine (thank you Pearlsbeforeswine) is a report about an extremely dangerous though seemingly ordinary freedomloving limey who was caught redhanded singing along to a Clash song. It turns out that though he was indeed a Clash fan, which as we know generally signifies terrorist activity, he was simply another dummy that didn't understand their lyrics; he just wanted to rock. But beware, freedomlovers, of the terrorists in rocker's garb. As a hog who has often exercised his freedom to rock, I dare say it's all too easy to fall prey to their seductive, evil hooks.
Eternal vigilance, freedomlovers, is the price of freedom!
Stay Free,


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