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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

A Great Day for Freedom!

Freedom: Hallowed be thy name! Today it has been reported that the number of brave American martyrs for freedom in Iraq and the world has reached 2,000. My freedom contacts in Iraq have notified me that an estimated 1,500 of those martyrs may be noble, American, freedom-loving bearded pigs (that string of adjectives is indeed redundant, but it is important to recall it with the greatest reverence). The great Freedomlover teaches that peace and freedom can not be won without bloodshed. That is the truth, fellow freedomlovers. Did you really think the ownership society could be achieved with the effortlessness of invading Belgium? The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and sacrifice. Blessed art thou, freedomlovers. Your descendants, bearded pigs and their brothers and sisters, shall carry your torch. Your sacrifice has not been in vain. With every martyr the world is a little bit freer.
I salute you.
Captain Freedom

1 Comments:

Anonymous Goateed Freebot Commander said...

Semper fee; semper fi; semper foe. More and more martyrs and their parents are discovering what it takes to be free. How can we expect to be free if we won't die???

And by freedom I *do* mean condominiums that are plasmas television equipped and economic allegiance with the Chinese. (Damn, I admire their stadium executions...)

Is it not apparent that throughout history, in every era, in order to ensure freedom it has ALWAYS been necessary have large amounts death inflicted by precision machinery and digital wartime robotics.

Now more than ever we must COMPASSIONATELY obey orders and embrace authority. This is no time for sloth. We must all KEEP OUR SLAVES' FEEDING TUBES CLEAN. This will prevent the existence of any future enemas of the state.

Support the young men and women of our legions of martyrdom.

And no simpering foo foo's...like the popular music ensemble Le Concorde. They claim to be about love--but we now know that kind of love to actually be hate.

GFB
Chicago, IL

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